i keep getting notifs of neil gaiman liking good omens related posts and always thought that he was just a fan. i opened his profile today AND FOUND OUT HE WROTE IT????
The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:
these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.
So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?
Wild
Hands down the best worldbuilding ever made; all other worldbuilding is cancelled forever
This is the only thing we need
Could you imagine telling your sister, who just wants you to open the tuna, neener neener neener who doesn’t have any thumbs?
Or “DAD. NEEDLE TOES, COME ON!”
You know this happens daily in so many Khajit households
oh my god i thought theyd never show this in-game
What does one even say to this
“Pspspspspspsp” generally.
There’s actually a quest in ESO where a Khajit asks you to rescue his daughter, with all the above lore fully known you arent too shocked when the evidence suggests his daughter is one of the housecat sized khajit. You later find out however, that he is a literal crazy cat man, his actual daughter finds you, she is humanoid, and explains the ‘daughter’ he wants you to find is just a house cat, and that her father’s cats are the reason her mother and her dont really speak with him anymore. You do still rescue his cat.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn’t be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil’s pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you’re never going to get anything good.
Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.
So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.
